Hard Pass, Satan — Holy Water Fight Not today. Not tomorrow. Not ever. Hard Pass, Satan — Holy Water Fight brings playful chaos with bold faith energy. Featuring a cartoon angel soaking the opposition in a heavenly showdown, this design blends humor, confidence, and unapologetic boundaries into one statement piece. It’s cute. It’s savage. It’s redeemed energy only. Wrap yourself in comfort with this premium tee. It’s made of 100% combed cotton and has a soft, luxurious feel. The t-shirt’s regular fit and crew neck boast a timeless look. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash. Style it up or down to suit any occasion — whether you’re keeping it casual or making a statement. Product Details: • 100% combed cotton • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 28 singles • Pre-shrunk • Regular fit • Crew neck • Side-seamed construction • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem • Ribbed collar • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh Made for the road ahead. Every piece is created just for you when you order — reducing overproduction and keeping things intentional. Because sometimes the most powerful move… is a holy water fight. Made for the road ahead. Every piece is made just for you after you order. It takes a little longer—but it means less waste, no overproduction, and more intention behind every item. Thanks for choosing the thoughtful road.
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